03
Mar
Author: Thesman // Category:
Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba has revealed her angst at being called a slut in sixth grade because her mammary glands developed early. In an essay written for Ellyn Spragins' upcoming book,
If I'd Known Then, Jessica Alba says she was traumatized after her elementary school principal and a few PTA moms labeled her a slut because she had big boobs.
Page Six reports,
The accusation still ricochets...They think I'm a slut?,"...Alba adds: "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21...It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever...And use birth control and condoms, please."
How dare she put all of us under 22 males in one box! I'm under 21 and I'm NOT just made of hormones! I also have feelings, dreams and hopes! I also want to have kids one day and look into my childs eyes and - Oops. Sorry. My Bangbros download just finished. Ass Masterpiece people. It's a 28 minute clip of some girl with a great ass, doing it! And by it... I mean
it!
What was I saying? Ummm... yeah... guys have feelings... blah blah blah... (insert girly talk here)... Ok seeya people!
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