You know why I dislike Jennifer Lopez? Firstly because she acts in crap like Monster in Law and secondly because even when she does something kinda nice, she does something else with it, just to remind people that she’s amazingly rich despite having a talent rating of “little” to “none”.

The Mirror UK reports that Mrs. Marc Anthony (Who himself happens to be Mr. Lopez), was approached by a charity to donate some clothes for a charity auction. She agreed and presented the charity with a $10000 dress. She then proceeded to offer them her children’s clothes. When the charity told her that they only deal in adults clothing, J.Lo said,

“That’s a shame. I never let Max or Emme repeat clothes.”

Get that? Her kids never wear the same clothes twice.

… I wear the same clothes loads of times. My mum won’t even let me put my clothes into the wash basket until I’ve worn them twice.

Once I was really sick and vomited on my clothes just after I had changed and my mum wouldn’t let me change out of them until I had worn it for two whole days. You haven’t really lived until you’ve kept passing out because of the smell of your own sick. It’s magical.

Yeah, my mum’s cruel. But let no one say she’s wasteful.

Note: To be fair my mum says I can change my clothes as often as I want as long as I wash them myself. Pfft… I’d rather be dirty than a slave, mother.