Jay-Z and Beyonce

Unless they get marriage licenses for the fun of it. People collect weirder things, you know.

So it looks like Beyonce Knowles and Shawn Corey Carter will be tying the knot. What? You don’t think the priest is going to call him Jay-Z during the ceremony, do you?

These reports emerge after Jay-Z and Beyonce were in Scarsdale Village and dropped into a marriage registry office to pick up a little marriage license, available for $40. So lifelong happiness/screwedness comes so cheap?

Last week it was reported that Jay-Z met with his sister to discuss the best way to pop the question to Beyonce and twist his future father-in-law’s arm persuade his future father-in-law to let him marry Beyonce.

So, do you think this marriage will last?