And by dirty stuff… I mean… the s word… You know… intercourse… Sorry… I can’t say it. Still affected by my highly conservative childhood.

Anyway.

Jamie Lynn Spears, the other inbred mong from the Spears clan is allegedly setting a great example for her tweeny fans, by going around and doing *it* (shudder) with any guy she can get her hands on.

A source tells Star,

I know for a fact that Casey was not the first guy she slept with — or the last,” says one fellow teen in Kentwood, La. “There were at least two others. I know that 110 percent.” Another friend says that before her pregnancy Jamie Lynn partied hard but always in private. “Some people drink to have a good time. But she drank to get wrecked. She drank to get messed up and forget about her mother, her sister and all of that.” Just days before announcing her pregnancy in December, Jamie Lynn shocked a boy at a party by asking him for sex. “It’s cool, I’m pregnant,” she said. “I can’t get pregnant again!”"

Isn’t that sweet? Can you imagine the grunts and moans coming out of room 101 at Pacific Coast Academy, before the inevitable “I’m starting to feel sick… UUUURRGGHHH…. Oh… Sorry… are you gonna eat that?”. All the while Chase will be outside, amidst his sobs I’m sure he’ll find time to touch himself.

(So what if I watch Zoey 101? I’m a television connoisseur people! I have to watch it! Also… it’s either watch that or study Applied Maths… what would you do?!)