Spiderman star James Franco surprised I am Sam star Sean Penn (And current co-star in Milk, which seems to be something like Brokeback Mountain without the horses and the scenery. And with politics. So nothing like Brokeback Mountain. Except for the homosexuality), with his massive manhood on the sets of their upcoming movie (mentioned above) Milk.

Franco had to frolic with Penn in a swimming pool and Penn commended his manhood after Franco asked him whether he’d do a nude scene like this, to which Penn replied,

`Well James, if I was built like you, I would.’

It was only later that Penn found out that Franco was wearing a prosthetic penis.

Really? You get those? I have to admit that I was unaware of such a thing existing, had I been aware, I would surely have made more of an attempt to procure said prosthetic.

Regardless, it’s too late now. My life has past it’s peak and I’m heading towards a lifetime of insane mediocrity… 42 More days as a teenager… Woot… Woot…

… I’m going to cry somewhere.