Hugh Hefner has reportedly asked the Olsen twins to pose for Playboy, after they rejected him four years ago when they were 18.

Star Reports,

After striking out when the twins turned 18, Hugh tried again, hoping they would pose for Playboy’s June issue to mark their 22nd birthday. “Hef thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy,” an insider tells Star.

Every young man’s fantasy? Yes… yes they are. If every young man fantasized about having sex with creatures from beyond the grave!

But maybe they do… What do I know? I’m not very in touch with my age group. I’m kinda like Hef. While most 80 year olds spend their time having heart attacks and complaining about their joints, Hef has sex with buxom blondes and watches porn. While most 19 year olds have sex with buxom blondes and watch porn (And perhaps dream of having sex with corpse… things) I play with my Lego blocks.

Laugh at me now, But when I become an engineer… Ka-Ching!

I just need to find a university that will take me.