Heather Mills

Talk about a good bargain! Spend a few years married to an almost-legendary singer and walk away $110 million richer. That’s the story of Beatles singer Paul McCartney and his estranged (soon divorced) wife Heather Mills. After 5 days in court, a settlement was decided on that awarded Heather $40 million straight up and $5 million every year in child support until their 4-year-old daughter Beatrice turns 18.

So what, is this kid gonna have a solid gold teddy bear or something? It can’t be very cuddly though. And you ask, what does Paul get out of this? Well, Heather is banned from ever speaking out about their marriage and whatever happened throughout it. Now that just tells you he has something to hide. All it takes to get me to shut up is a Mars Bar and half a litre of Coke…the drink, not the drug.

And who says I’m a high-maintenance girl?