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Milo Ventimiglia, the guy who’s supposedly dating Hayden Panettiere apparently doesn’t know it yet. In a recent interview with Cosmopolitan (*cough* gay *cough*) Ventimiglia made some comments that were very unbecoming of someone who was having sex with Hayden Panettiere.

When asked about whether he gets nervous on dates, he said,

Yes. I’ve been single for a year and a half. It’s tough being witty for two hours.

Finally some good news today. Of course he could just be hiding the truth from the Paps. But why would he do that? If I was dating Hayden Panettiere (or any woman that wasn’t hideously deformed) I’d be screaming it from the roof tops. Just in case he is telling the truth, here’s what Hayden had to say about what she looks for in a guy,

I have to be with someone who’s driven. When they’re not, it becomes difficult. In a lot of relationships, you get in and you spend every waking moment with that person. But I’ve figured out that the healthiest relationship is where you each have your own life, but they meet in a nice point in the middle.

I guess that rules me out… unless… does being driven to stuff your hard drive with as many minutes of free internet porn count? Because if it does… I’m totally in! Totally!

(In all honesty, I didn’t used to think Hayden was hot. But than she got famous, and people started calling her hot… So now I do too. I’m a pathetic sheep-like blogger… Wait! Don’t go! I have some of my own views! Like… umm… Gisele Bundchen has a weird man face… see? Even The Bastardly guy agrees with me.. Oh… Crap… You can go now… Just come back tomorrow… Please.)