Even the Russians! You'd think they'd be happy with the American that is threatening to make sure that instead of 1 in 4 young Americans having STD's... 1 in 3 should! (Dun dun dun...) They should really consider making a movie like that... Paris would be like that hot chick from Species... except she'd be wonky eyed, skinny and emaciated... actually she'd be nothing like the hot girl from Species.
Anyway, trust Paris Hilton to be juvenile. She's been banned from Hyatt Hotel in Moscow fro scribbling on the walls.
Starpulse.com reports,
The hotel heiress, 27, wrote 'Paris Moscow 2008' in a black marker pen in $16,000 -a-night suite in the Hyatt Hotel in the Russian capital. Hilton wrote on the wall for a photo-shoot in the room. However bosses at the hotel were unimpressed - and fined her $9,000. A hotel spokesman says, "Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list."Eejit. You'd think she'd at least scribble something awesome like, "visit www.soggycornflakes.com bitches!". I did that in my university toilets. Than I drew a picture of my lecturer having sex with a gorilla. And by "sex" I mean... brutally raped. I'm a class act. Oh... and some news. Did you click? Ha! I tricked you into reading my other blog. And by "my" I mean "theirs"... I write for them, OK?
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