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Remember Kurt Cobain? That guy that was considered one of the greatest rock stars in history? Remember his wife? That crazy b*tch that made him kill himself (I know it’s not true… but it’s my blog… so… nyah nyah)?

Yeah… Well she has problems (Kurt Cobain doesn’t. He’s dead… in case you’ve been cryogenically frozen for the last 14 years).

Well…Courtney Love went to the LAPD this weekend to report a crazy gang of thieves that managed to rack up 188 credit cards, piles of checks and a couple of cars… all in Courtney’s name.

Except… She’s crazy so… TMZ.com reports,

We’ve confirmed Love did make the trek to the Van Nuys division of the LAPD to make a report last week, but sources tell us they are not taking it seriously, one source adding, “it never happened.”

We’re told mentally, Courtney has been on the rocks. We found out she’s been diagnosed with bipolar disorder — this could explain Courtney’s latest blogs which are impossible to decipher.

You know how I knew she was lying? When she said that someone was stealing her identity.

I mean… Who wants to go into a bank and say, “I’m Courtney Love”?

Even if the thieves did that, the next thing the bank manager would say would be, “You’re Courtney Love? The crazy b*tch that messed up Kurt Cobain? Really?”

And then the thieves would say, “Never mind” and run out of the bank…

I’m like a male Nancy Drew. Without the gay boyfriend.