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Christina Aguilera was reportedly unhappy when she found out that her People Magazine shoot of her and her baby failed to ignite sales. So unhappy in fact that she went and fired her manager, an assistant and her PR Firm. Aguilera was paid an estimated 1.5 million Dollars for the pictures of her tot (Which was supposedly another reason for her anger… Because… y’know… Most people get paid at least 10 million Dollars for a picture of their kid… My parents got paid 8… But that was only because I was fat and ugly. Thanks for that God!).

A Source tells New York Daily News that the actress went “crazy”.

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I really don’t see how it’s her managers’ (or her assistant’s or her PR Firms) fault that she married one of the ugliest men alive… Nonetheless I am quite surprised that the magazine failed to sell. I mean… people usually have to pay $10 to see the spawn of Satan at the circus. I mean, People Magazine is what? 5 Bucks?

(Did you see what I did there? I said the kid is the spawn of Satan because Christina’s husband looks like Hitler’s definition of a Jew. Comedy Gold.)