So says mens mag FHM, who have just released their annual 100 sexiest women in the world list. Britney crawled back into the list at number 100 narrowly beating out... I have no idea. FHM doesn't really do consolation prizes. Which is sad because they got one after they lost out on the awesomeness stakes to Maxim. Zing!
The top ten go like this...
beautifulest most beautiful" but how can anyone say Tara Reid's "E's horrific plastic surgery" body is "sexier" than Ms. Rai's?
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1. Megan Fox 2. Jessica Biel 3. Jessica Alba 4. Elisha Cuthbert 5. ScarJo 6. Emmanuelle Chriquri 7. Hilary Duff 8. Tricia Helfer 9. Blake Lively 10. Kate BeckinsaleHow original. The girl who played the "sexy chick" in a summer blockbuster won. Those folks at FHM earn their money by making such well thought out and profound decisions. Seriously though. I can go through that list and find 25 woman that I wouldn't touch... Well... Ok... I would. But only because I'm a desperate loser... and I wouldn't be proud of it. Britney Spears, Victoria Beckham, The Olsen twins, Lauren Conrad, Madonna, Audrina Partridge, Paris Hilton, Nicole Scherzinger, Eva Longoria (Controversy!), Tara Reid, Shakira (I just don't get her appeal), Katherine Heigl, Heidi Montag, Cheryl Burke, Maria Sharapova (The fact that she could play mens basketball kinda' puts me off), Vanessa Hudgens (WTF?), Lindsay Lohan, Rihanna (methinks it's the forehead)... Ok so that's 18. But it's only because I don't know who 50 of them are... It's a sad state of affairs when a pathetic teenage blogger would feel ashamed to sleep with 18 of the "worlds most beautiful woman"... ... Do you think chicks on other planets are as hot as Natasha Henstridge was in Species? ... I have to wonder, why is Aishwarya Rai not on said list? I know it's "sexiest" and not "

