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Stick insect and… ummm… actress? (Does anyone have any idea what she actually does?), Bai Ling, is sniveling to the press following her arrest for stealing a $16 pack of batteries.

She says that she had a “huge problem” after breaking up with her boyfriend just before Valentine’s day.

She also wrote on her personal blog,

“Here I am in Albuquerque with my heart feeling sad, and my emotions are running through me like a wild river, tears come from the lake of my heart hurt my eyes,”

“Life happens to you either you liked it or not, sometimes I feel you have to be so brave to stand in front of the World, and just hope that people will have a tender heart toward you.”

It must be great to be a celeb, if anything bad happens in your life you just start stealing/ smoking/ drinking/ raping/ pillaging… and I think I’ve got them all.

Aah! The beauty of life tends to astound even the most cynical of observers (aka me!). Like mountains and valleys we tremble through pathways hoping to find flecks of gold instead of petrified horse droppings…

HA! See, Bai Ling? I can also write crap! And everyone on this site still hates me despite (because of?) all the crap I wrote!

I hope they take your ass to jail!

You sit in jail big long time! (Freaking hell… I’m racist! But only in my posts… sometimes… I didn’t mean that Chinese readers!!! Come back!!!)