The Devil wears Prada star Anne Hathaway’s diaries have been taken from the home of her ex-boyfriend Rafaello Follieri, following his arrest for… ahem… misplacing money intended for charity. And by misplace, I mean steal. As in… he’s a thief. Just in case you didn’t get what I meant first time round. I’m ambiguous. I feel it adds to my mystery.

… I’m guessing there’s nothing in the diaries that would add significantly to the case. I’m sure Anne Hathaway told them everything being the loving girlfriend honest law abiding citizen princess that she is.

Us Magazine is reporting that Follieri probably wouldn’t have been caught had Anne Hathaway not told him to come back to the USA from Italy where he was hiding, so that the could “discuss their relationship”

A source says,

“He was in Europe, working on a deal, He didn’t have to come back to New York. He knew he was being investigated. But she kept calling him, saying they needed to resolve their future. A few days after his return, he was arrested.”’

Ha! What a clown!

He should have just answered, “Anne… you’re quite hot, despite the clown lips. I am however unwilling to risk getting gang raped in jail just so you can tell me that we’re breaking up. So hear it from me now. We’re over. All this money I procured will now be used to get me a hot Italian missus. I hope you enjoy the rest of your career. Peace out.”

… Obviously he didn’t. And that’s why he’s sitting in jail clutching his ass right now.