SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Dun Dun Dun... Don't you love the starting music from The Exorcist? It's so wonderfully creepy... kinda like Amy Winehouse. Who coincidentally happens to need an exorcism. According to Reverend Bob Larson anyway. The good reverend is currently promoting his show, The Real Exorcist, in America and feels Amy Winehouse could be a prime candidate for a celebrity guest role on the show. He says,

"She is obviously suffering from drug addictions and other problems but the likelihood is that is not all. People are more susceptible to being possessed when they have bruised souls and I think Amy is a classic example. A lot of the time people appear utterly ordinary to the outside world but inside they are in living hell."

(Yes... Amy Winehouse looks so utterly ordinary to the outside world) He also feels he could help Britney Spears saying,

“Britney is another classic example. She obviously has multiple personalities which is another tell-tale sign.”

...So this guy makes money... from this... show? Wouldn't that be against the churches latest "jazzing up" of the seven deadly sins? You know, the one where it says "ye may not hoard excessive wealth"? I suppose he's like me. I too stuck my finger up at the church when they told me to stop hoarding excessive wealth... What? I did tell the Church to leave me and my family fortune alone! (See what I did there? I acted like I was rich, so some girl would post her number in the comments along with a sexy comment like "call me" or "sniff my underwear" and by the time she realizes that I'm actually poor and doing the most boring degree ever in university she'll feel bad for me and we'll engage in pity sexual congress... I love the way my foul little mind works!!!)