Britney's (former?) boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, was attacked and stabbed on Saturday night prompting the JFX photo agency to go on a rant against bloggers instead of blaming it on the simple fact that Adnan Ghalib is a douche... with bum fluff on his chin.
The JFX Agency says,
Adnan was attacked and stabbed last night but he is doing OK after receiving medical attention for his wounds. He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I’m not sure what to make of this considering that he’s received more and more death threats in recent weeks. Is it coincidence? I don’t know. But in the ever growing Adnan hating world that some blogs live in, the repeated venom spewed at him could have finally boiled over to the real world. We all know there are some crazies out there, I mean, I screen out at least a dozen death threats on our comments every week. Yes we’re tight with Adnan and all but still, this attack pushed this situation into a whole ‘nother level that I’m having trouble accepting. Hopefully the attackers will be found and brought to justice.I haven't read about Adnan for... well... maybe 2 months? So either the photo agency is lying... Or the stabber has a really slow internet connection. But seriously... Who wouldn't want to stab anyone who has bum fluff under their chin? If you want to make a statement of manliness you grow a full out-of-control crazy beard... not a bit of bum fluff under your chin. (Did I mention he has a piece of bum fluff under his chin?) Oh... And if you think It's wrong of me to laugh at people who got stabbed. Than I think you should know that I'm a very very bad person. I drown puppies. And by "drown" I mean "run away from"... *shiver*... puppies. I hate them almost as much as I hate this woman.
Tags: adnan ghalib, Britney Spears