Jun 02
2008
Once I went out with a girl. After telling her that I “forgot” my money at home, she proceeded to pay for me meal. I ran home with my licorice allsorts and never saw her again.
The point of this story is that I’m cheap. Just like Bollywood’s newest star…Love Story 2050’s leading man Harman Baweja!
When out dining with his lady love former Miss World, Priyanka Chopra, Harman’s credit card wasn’t accepted at the restaurant and said lady love ended up footing the rather extravagant bill.
Harman… stuff like that tends to happen when you’re using Misa. Or a Moster Card.
Read about it here
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Jun 02
2008
Angelina Jolie, better known as peace promoting UN ambassador, better known as Brad Pitt’s lover, better known as that “nekkid chick from Tomb Raider“, in a recent interview with the Mail on Sunday showed us a side of herself that we don’t usually see… Except in movies, I mean.
She says,
“If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I’ve no problem shooting them.”
“I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I’d be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don’t know why. I’ve learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct. I think it’s good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They’re going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves.”
“There’s a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there’s a side to me that’s a mummy. But there’s also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don’t want to lose touch with that.”
Wow… It must be nice having a Mum willing to shoot people to protect you.
My mum shoots me to protect other people. Really. She shoots me with rubber bullets whenever I trouble my little sisters. Thanks for that mum!
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Jun 01
2008
After initially saying that her daughter (better known to her as the Freaky Friday star/ the chick who pays my bills) Lindsay Lohan was strictly into penises, Dina Lohan has changed her tune saying,
“If she’s happy, I’m happy. That’s all I’ll say. Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.”
Don’t you hate it when people say, “That’s all I’ll say” and than proceed to carry on yapping like those annoying chihuahuas?
… Why does anyone even care what Lindsay’s old-ass mother has to say? I mean… is she socially relevant in any way? Apart from as an example for “Don’t be friends with your kids parenting” way?
It’s not like she could even say that Lindsay has bad company. It’s either a drugged out DJ or… hang out with mum.
Lindsay never stood a chance, did she?
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