Susan Sarandon bores me with her lies…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Susan Sarandon
Come election time and celebrities seem to think their opinions are somehow important or relevant (More so than usual, I mean). Alfie star Susan Sarandon seems to reinforce that stereotype fact. Liz Smith reports,
She says if John McCain gets elected, she will move to Italy or Canada. She adds, "It's a critical time, but I have faith in the American people."...What? You thought Susan of all people would be for Hillary Clinton? Well, no. She told John Hiscock: "I thought the whole point of feminism is that you're not supposed to be defined by gender. I don't understand the reasoning behind that, because I wouldn't vote for Condoleezza Rice, and I hated Margaret Thatcher."
Well isn't that lovely? I'm sure the whole of America will go on a massive drive to make sure that Barack Obama wins the election, just so Susan Sarandon can stay in America and continue to churn out one turd film after another. Mr. Obama must be so immensely grateful. Note: Susan Sarandon's husband, Tim Robbins, said the same thing in 2001. But it's OK. He acted in the most awesome movie of all time and so is allowed to say anything he wants.

Five things I learned from Bollywood…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Uncategorized
Not a news post this time... Just some casual observances I've made about the world of Ms. Worlds, Ms. Universes and Shah Rukh Khan. Read it here

Bollywood - destroying Hollywood one film at a time…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Uncategorized
Hollywood has made some terrible remakes so far... I mean The Omen remake was absolute trash which ruined (raped and pillaged) a fantastic movie. But still they can't beat Bollywood. Sunny Deol is set to star in a remake of The Bodyguard alongside Big Brother star Shilpa Shetty. The Bodyguard was a crap film... so (logically) this is going to be... absolutely terrible... I think I'd rather watch my dog rape my teddy bear. Read the whole story here!

Aamir Khan is petty…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Uncategorized
You know you'd think, if you were rich, famous and ummm.... rich. You'd have better stuff to do than snipe at other rich and famous people. Apparently not. Lagaan star Aamir Khan has cut off his dad after he found out that his dad felt sympathy for his mentally disturbed son. Aamir's brother. What a fantastic brother. With brother's like that who needs sisters? Read about it here...

Drunk people are hilarious…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Uncategorized
Don't you find drunk people charming? The way they fall over themselves before taking a nap in their own vomit is a sight to behold. More so when it's someone you wouldn't expect it from. Bollywood's "traditional" girl, Vidya Balan, the star of Eklavya and Kismet Connection was recently involved in such a situation. Read about it here

Some people are greedy…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Uncategorized
Don't you hate it when you help someone and then they show no appreciation for you? I don't. But that's because I don't help people. I'm a spiteful c***. High-Five! Race star Saif Ali Khan was expected to help out his buddy Farhan Akhtar, who gave him his big break in the hit Dil Chahta Hai , by making a guest appearance in his new low-budget (artsy) flick. Saif however thought cash was where it was at. Read about it here.

More people break up…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Uncategorized
Another famous couple bite the dust... Bollywood stars (And by stars... I mean... They've done one film... But their parents are famous) Ranbir Kapoor and Deepika Padukone have allegedly called it quits. It might be tough for them though, seeing that they're both shooting for the upcoming flop (I hope),Bachna Ae Haseenon in Australia. Read about it here...

Clingy people irritate everyone…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Uncategorized
Race star Saif Ali Khan has been stalking following his girlfriend Kareena Kapoor around everywhere. He even showed up at her workplace. ... So he's kinda like Mary's little lamb, except you can't drop kick him into a basket. Anyway, his possesiveness pissed her off Read about it here.

Salman Khan forces herself on people…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Uncategorized
The once relevant Salman Khan is intent on his girlfriend making it in Bollywood without any concievable talent and is forcing producers to take her on. Katrina Kaif, the Namastey London star is set to join Salman in Sanjay Leela Bhansali's next. Read about it here.

Snoop Dogg’s career is dead…

Author: Thesman  //  Category: Uncategorized
Remember how once upon a time, Snoop Dogg was considered a "bad boy"? ... Yeah... That's not happening anymore. Sure, his reputation has been eroding since he appeared in trash like Starsky and Hutch and the ridiculously bad Soul Plane... but singing in Indian movies is a new low. Read about it here.