Gisele

And it was not because they were a secret organisation of super-hot spies who had day jobs as lingerie models and she left because one of the spies thought that she was more beautiful than Gisele so Gisele quit in protest because the other model/spy didn’t wanna mud wrestle to sort things out…though I’m sure lot’s of guys imagine that. Not me though, I’m a girl, I can just think like a guy sometimes, it’s a gift I have.

Anyways, Gisele Bundchen left for a few reasons…like demands that she would never be on the same runway as Bar Refaeli (ex boyfriend Leo’s new girlfriend), that she travel less and get paid more. Also, Victoria’s Secret wasn’t happy that Gisele put on weight after quitting cigarettes. Well, I guess a few extra pounds really do make a difference when you spend your day being mostly naked. But not everyone has to get naked to feel good…all you readers are hotter than Gisele without taking off your tops…and if you took them off, you’d be even hotter…like fire, or hot fudge, or me.