SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

While there's still no official confirmation about what happened with Owen Wilson, the actor is still in hospital and he was well enough to release this statement.

"I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time,"

And he said that to Reuters. Tell me, why do they get all the news and quotes. I know they're like this big news agency...oooh, but what about growing websites like ours? Someone tell us something too! All I hear about is how the neighbour's cat coughing up another hairball. And the queen of tact Kate Hudson has decided to come out with her new romance as her ex-boyfriend is in hospital and her soon-to-be-ex-husband is still moping around. Way to go girl, that's how women empower themselves. By being the worst organism known to man. The actress is going out with comedian Dax Shepard...He can't be funnier than me. No-one reaches the levels of self-debasement and self-hate like I do. Do you think people would pay attention to me if I pulled an Owen? Yes, I made up a new adjective. What you gonna do, huh huh?