Spice Girls

Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. Who in their right mind would want that bag-o-bones to be Godmother to their kid? There’s no guarantee that she’ll even live past the kids 10th birthday!

Anyways, the Spice Girls had a reunion recently when Geri Halliwell (Ginger Spice…for all those people who couldn’t move beyond them) held a christening for her daughter Bluebell Madonna (WTF?) and Victoria Beckham is now the kids Godmother…all the SPice Girls were in attendance, except Scary Spice, who’s probably busy with her own baby.

You know, I never had a Godparent…maybe because I was such a cute baby, all the adults were intimidated by me. They had to wear anti-cuteness glasses before they could even glance at me. One guy tried without it and his head blew up. True story.