britney and baby

Britney Spears is apparently losing her mind. The Singer, who recently got officially divorced from hobo-husband Keven Federline has decided the best way to make the divorce work for her is to take Kevin and their kids to Disney Land.

According to a source:

“Britney loves Disney and thinks it’s the perfect place for her and Kevin to show the children they are still a family…They are sharing custody at the moment, but Britney would love to get full custody. She needs to win over Kevin first.”

Ohkay, either Britney is trying a last ditch attempt to get Kevin back, because her kids don’t really notice whether their daddy is there or not and if they did, don’t you think they’d notice ‘Uncle John’ and ‘Uncle Jason’ and ‘that big man who protects mommy’? I’m sure that really adds to the loving and caring family atmosphere that Britney is trying to create.

Oh, and if she really wants to get rid of Kevin? Throw a few dollars off a bridge and watch him dive after them. Mental note to Britney: Find out if Kevin can swim or not…if he can, well then, you’re just wasting the money.