30
Apr
Thomas Haden Church fulfils his “Girl Next Door†fantasy
Author: tigger // Category: Thomas Haden Church
The Spiderman 3 villain (playing the Sandman in the next installment of the franchise) is hoping to marry his girlfriend of 5 years Mia Zittoli, who is a former porn star.
He doesn’t have a problem with her past however and says:
“That’s all in the past. Good life partners are well-balanced, dynamic intellectually and romantically. I hope the wedding will be sooner rather than later.â€
Yeah whatever Tom. Haven’t you watched The Girl Next Door or Guru? Dirty old men everywhere will be trying to picture where they know your wife from…and you’ll probably grin and tell them and their girlfriends that they watched your wife in a porno. Talk about payback.