Angi, Brad

Angelina Jolie says “It’s all over” between her and Brad Pitt.

Apparently, Angelina confessed all to a friend, saying it was never meant to be. So 2 years, one biological child and 2 adopted kids later, it apparently was never meant to be. Yeah, right. I’m gonna need a better source before I believe this load of crap.

But you know what really wasn’t meant to be? Me and my online boyfriend. Yeah, going “mwaaaah” over chat isn’t as good as the real thing…also, he was an idiot…a possessive, psychotic idiot. Yeah, I won’t be doing that again.