Now let’s talk about Briteny Spears and what a mess her life is. I like looking down on people…it wouldn’t matter that I was broke, failing and I put on an extra kilo or two…because Britney’s life is always so much worse. That’s what God meant when he said count your blessings, right?

So within a day, Britney has lost her manager and her lawyer, because those guys are clever and they know when to bail before they get sucked into the Britney whirlpool of desperation and despair.

The talent firm that deals with Britney has said:

“We believe Britney is enormously talented, but current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job”.

In other words “You suck, but I hear the McDonalds down the road has a vacancy. Don’t screw it up.”

Her attorney says:

“In a lot of attorney-client relationships, there comes a time when some fresh blood is necessary.”

Which means “You suck, you’re losing your kids and I think I’ve taken enough fees from you.”

Also, as Kevin Federline challenges Britney’s mothering, the two will now have to have random drug tests twice a week to see that they’re not drinking or taking anything around their kids and also have to attend parenting classes and Britney is getting a parental coach…who I’m sure will be amused by Britney’s trick of balancing Sean on her head while she does the macarena.