Shilpa Richard

Um, yeah, Indian’s are just insane. They seem to all have arsonist tendencies and at a signal, they want to start burning everything they see. When their cricket team exited the Cricket World Cup, they burned pictures of the players (these tendencies are also shared by the Pakistani public) but now they have moved up a step and started burning pictures of Hollywood actors and their own Bollywood sweethearts.

Shilpa Shetty (made internationally famous after winning Celebrity Big Brother) is now involved in another controversy after she was repeatedly kissed in public by actor Richard Gere. Richard, 57, held Shilpa in his arms and kissed her repeatedly on the cheek… apparently Richard hasn’t spent enough time in India, because that is a major No-No in India, as are all public displays of affection.

The pair appeared at a press conference yesterday to highlight HIV and AIDS amongst Indian truck-drivers, but now the kiss has sparked protests all over India and basically, all Richard and Shilpa’s work has been undone. But you know, pissing off the Indian public is pretty funny. My next stunt will be to walk all over India riding a cow and eating lots of Big Macs, then they’ll light fires. Pretty fires…oooh…pwetty!