Lindsay

Lindsay Lohan’s bodyguard is coming out to tell the story of being the minder of Hollywood’s most messed up child stars. Lee Weaver is writing a book about being the bodyguard of famous celebrities, though Lindsay was the most violent and scary that he had to protect.

He was quoted in News of the World:

“She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I’ve met.

“I lost count of the times I thought she was overdosing and had to carry her out of parties. Every morning I’d breathe a sigh of relief she was still alive.”

“Nobody was as wild as Lindsay. But Nicole came close. Sometimes Paris Hilton would be there but the most I saw her do was drink and strip.

“One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom she wouldn’t snort in front of me because she knew I’d get mad.

“But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.

“I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool.”

Weaver says Lohan “seemed such a fun-loving, angelic girl” when she was sober.

“But under the influence of drugs she was psychotic,” he adds.

Disturbing, but we all knew the truth was gonna come out sometime. Lee eventually left the job because it was too dangerous to work for Lindsay. I don’t blame him, I’d rather work for a paranoid schizophrenic with an AK-47 and 10 pet lions than work for Lindsay.