Well, yeah. I mean, which guy already warns his latest girlfriend that he’s only in it for the short-term reasons and she musn’t expect a wedding because he’s a committmentphobe? And guess what? She still hasn’t dumped him…on the other hand, it is George Clooney.

“I’m never at home and every woman gets sick of it. If I was them, I wouldn’t put up with me for too long - and they don’t. I wonder if I’m going to be relegated to three-year relationships for the rest of my life. My trouble is that I keep taking jobs that take me further away from home.”

Excuses excuses, just admit it George. Just get married and suffer like the rest of them. Though I shouldn’t be one to talk…I play hard to get and they totally disappear off the face of the planet. I think that might be my new secret talent…repelling any decent men.