SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

There's another Spears baby coming into the world people! Shockingly enough it's not Britney's. 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears, star of Nickolodeon's Zoey 101 (Which I never ever watch... ever... because it's girly... and I'm all man, baby), has been knocked up by her boyfriend of a year and a bit, Casey Aldridge, who she met at church (No jokes). The Associated Press reports,

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

Nickolodeon released the following statement,

"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."

I suppose by "well being" they mean "being fired". ... Wow... why is everyone in such a hurry these days? I mean... I knew for sure that she would be an unwed (possibly teenage) mother... what with my sixth sense, and amazing ability to read people (Oh, and she's Britney Spears sister)... But at 16? Come on! At 16 I was still figuring out how to tie my shoelaces and she has to figure out hwo to bring up a kid! What're you people laughing at!? The poor girl has to bring up a kid with a husband that more likely than not dreams of being head packer at Walmart. Almost as bad as a wigger husband who dreams of being a rapper. Still though... this whole situation could have been avoided if these losers had actually listened to someone (The priest or their slutty friends)... Either don't do it, or cover up when you do... Dumbass... that goes for Britney too.