You know that guy? The one we spoke (wrote and read) about yesterday? The one that slept with Lindsay Lohan? No! Not number 657. I think he might be number 832. He’s a snowboarder. Riley Giles or whatever. Yeah? His girlfriend is whining to The Enquirer.

She says,

“Lindsay Lohan stole my fiancé and wrecked my life!”

“I loved Riley and Lindsay stole him. I met her at a meeting while they were still patients at Cirque, and I just knew something was up.

“She came into the meeting with Riley, and she comes over and sits next to me, being overly nice. She was complimenting me on my hair and trying to be my friend. It didn’t seem sincere at all.

“A few days later, I get a text message from Riley telling me he wanted to ‘take a break.’ I knew instantly it was because of Lindsay.”

“Lindsay has no morals and needs some serious help – besides drug rehab — for all her other problems.”

Can you say drama queen? It’s not like Lindsay stole away Brad Pitt or anything. She stole away a crap druggie snowboarder, who is in all likelihood unemployed and dresses like K.Fed is his role model.

And for someone to say Lindsay Lohan has no morals… It’s like saying the earth is round… Or the sun is shiny… I think, once someone has blown half of Hollywood, it’s safe to assume she’s not a big “Jesus fan”.

UPDATE: Ooh, Ooh Update!!! I forgot the best part of the interview.

The Enquirer reports,

She was stunned to discover Riley had given her a fake diamond engagement ring.

“I went to get it repaired because some of the diamonds fell out,” she recalled. “I wanted to scream when the jeweler told me the stones were cheap cubic zirconias.”

It’s amazing how stupid some people are. She expected her unemployed, K.Fed wannabe boyfriend to give her a diamond ring? She’s lucky that at least there were zircons and not random pebbles he picked off the ground and stuck to a hollowed out Coke lid.