SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

Hugh Grant is giving his ex-girlfriend and her husband-to-be a monkey for their impeding wedding. He's also an usher at the wedding, and will also give some sad little speech. A friend is quoted to have said

"Hugh will be like a co-host alongside the best man on the day. He will be making a speech - but pointedly it will be clean. It will be a comedy turn, but there will be no smutty little asides of innuendoes about the relationship they had all those years. "

Oh C'MON!!! Where's the fun if he doesn't mention the fact that he did it with Liz Hurley like, loads of times? Here's his speech for you, or how I see it. "Ever since I've known Liz, and believe me, I know her very well -wink wink-, I've known what makes her happy, I know all her Ins and Outs -nudge nudge-. Today, she's here with this dark fellow, and I know why she's marrying him...he's rich...HAHAHAHA (posh British giggle) No, I'm just joking of course. Lizzy is marrying this man because he makes her happy, because she needs a man in her life who doesn't cheat on her, like I did. Liz, I just want yooiu to know, I'm here for you always, especially when Nayar is out of town, just like old times! -Wink wink, nudge nudge- Seriously, how uncannily accurate is that? I got the prissy British accent down flat!