And it isn’t even to Mary Jane! Shock…Horror! Why aren’t you guys more stressed about this?

Tobey Magauire has gotten married to his long time girlfriend Jennifer Meyer in a ceremony in Hawaii on Monday. Wow, it took so long for the story to get out? Or maybe I just search for stories in the wrong places.

The couple have a baby together and have been a couple since 2003. Took a while to make a baby…slow swimmers.

Sorry that we didn’t update yesterday guys…I have no excuse…I’ll let you pelt me what tomatoes and Big Macs…preferably just the Big Macs…please try and keep them in the boxes…

Oh, and did I mention that Jennifer is the daughter of president and chief operating officer at Universal Studios? Tobey has an ulterior motive? Of course not!