Brit and Mom 2

Well, here’s Britney Spears again and it seems that she’s just in the news today because people have a tendency to want to get violent around her. Perfectly understandable, of course.

People have been wondering why exactly Britney decided to cut her mother Lynne out of her life (and by people I mean no-one) and there’s been reports that Britney and Lynne had a good ol’ punch-up…or slap-fest (depending on their fighting style) and that triggered Britney wanting to make sure that Lynne stays away from her and her kids.

Some tabloid reports that some insider told them:

“Lynne barged into the house and insisted on taking the kids out to spend some private time with them. She didn’t ask or suggest, she demanded! Then she began denigrating Britney’s mothering skills and losing her temper at the same time!”

Well, there’s nothing that doesn’t pisses a girl off more than criticizing her mothering skills. That even comes before criticizing her looks and cooking skills. I don’t care that you choked on it, my chicken burgers are not tough! You just have an abnormally small throat!