Someone needs to stab Sarah Silverman in between the eyes…
Posted on September 10th, 2007 by Thesman under Britney Spears, Sarah SilvermanSarah Silverman… who does… whatever… ummm… wait… she was once in a movie… that crap one? With Jack Black?… I think she was supporting the supporting actor… whatever.
Yesterday at the VMA’s, Ms. Silverman decided to take a stab at Britney Spears and her children.
She starts of by saying,
“Have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of.”
Before going on to say,
“She is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life.”
“It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python. That’s not nice…calling Madonna a python.”
Who the f***, finds this b**** even remotely funny? I mean… Sure I’m mean… But I don’t make fun of people’s kids… and I don’t kick people when they’re down… Well… I did once… but he was trying to bite my leg!!! The toothy c***!
Anyway.
The sad thing is Ms. Silverman that even in those 25 years, she’s achieved more than your skinny ass ever will!
… There’s another reason for me to hate her… I’ve only been nice to a celeb twice on this website… Both related to this crack pot… That sucks… I’m going soft… Before you know it… I’ll be like Perez Hilton… kissing celebrity ass… Sure he makes more (way more) money than me… But… I have standards…
Bah Humbug! I should really be more like that fat dipshit!
Here’s a video in case you need a reason to kill yourself…
September 11th, 2007 at 8:45 am
you know she’s a comedian right? not an actress.
“The sad thing is Ms. Silverman that even in those 25 years, she’s achieved more than your skinny ass ever will!”
yes its sad ms silverman didnt have other people write her work for her so she could make money off other peoples work or have a million dollar global marketing machine behind her to promote her work incessently that youd have to be blind and deaf not to see it.
September 11th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Are you referring to Bill Gates or to Britney?
Because technically it could apply to both.
And To call Sarah Silverman a comedian (Or comedienne… whatever) is an insult to all comedians… even Carrot Top!
September 19th, 2007 at 2:46 pm
it’s alright for me if sarah silverman diss britney spears in the spotlight..but to include her children? that’s way out of line..
who is she to call God’s creation a mistake? if that’s the case, then we are all a mistake. She’s really awful! I agree on what she did was like hitting a dog after its been hit by a car..that’s the lowest of low! you are despicable and utterly without a conscience!
September 26th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
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