Why can’t I have a friend like George Clooney? Not only is he hot as hell, but he’s so friggin’ generous. Celebs are weird like that.

Oh wait, he didn’t give his friend his lakeside mansion…just lent it to them for their honeymoon. Hmmm, I guess that’s still pretty generous. It’s George’s way to pay back pal Thom Mathews in who’s walk-in closet he slept when he first moved to Hollywood. Wow, did all stars begin like this?

His close friend is getting married, so George thought that his mansion in Italy would make a good wedding gift…wow, so they’ll save on rent. Lucky them. Nice way to start a marriage…good wholesome cheapness.