SoggyCornflakes - Celebrities

I know! I couldn't believe it either! I'll give you a moment to calm yourself. ... Yes. It's true. Pamela Anderson, the star of Baywatch and VIP, is addicted to the white powder known as cocaine. Jonathon Jaxson (A celebrity blogger... Is this now the most common thing in the world? Every second blog is a freakin' celebrity blog... It makes it tough for us low level blogs to complete... B*stards!) reports a source as saying,

“She knows she is going to die soon, so she continues to party out of control thinking nothing of it. Never does she mention her kids. Her marriage to Rick Solomon, nicknamed by Pam and friends as “Scum,” was something to full-fill her immediate emotional needs. We have all known one another for years and nothing ever sparked between them until recently!” “The 3-4 days a week cocaine binges are insane. There isn’t a day that goes by in the past 4-5 years of knowing her that I have seen Pam sober. She won’t even take care of her health properly and the drugs are only further causing her liver trouble.” “I have witnessed her using several drugs over the past few years. Including: Crystal Meth, Methadone, Ecstasy, Marijuana and her nearly daily drug of choice, Cocaine.” “I hope she gets the message soon before it is too late. I am so worried about her and she won’t listen to a soul.”

... I still can't believe it! I mean... A women who lives in Los Angeles... Who's been married to 2 (3?) B Grade Rockstars and a Z Grade pornstar... Who hangs out with Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton... is addicted to crack? Shocking! If people like her aren't safe... Who is? We might as well just lock ourselves in a little shack in the Sahara to stay away from the evil beast that is cocaine. Note: Seriously though, how is this considered to be an exclusive? I mean... My grandma knows that Pamela Anderson does drugs... And my granny doesn't even have a TV... Or a radio... Or a house... Seriously from now on I should start with well known facts and label them "Exclusives"! I'll start now, "Lindsay Lohan has sex with random people... EXCLUSIVE!". Yay! Second Note: The worst part is... I'm reporting other people's "Exclusives".