What the hell is wrong with Britney? Every time you thinks things can’t get worse for her they do. I know Karma’s a bitch and all… but this is ridiculous. She must have been a terrible person in primary school. I’ll bet she killed the class pet… or a class mate… Or she ate the class pet. Fat ass. Anyway, Britney’s allegedly the victim of a sex tape scandal with some random Hawaiian guy she met.

The Sun reports,

The man in question says he met the singer on holiday in June and taped their alleged night of lust in Britney’s hotel room.

However, according to the unnamed man, the romp was a bit of a damp squib.

He reportedly told a US magazine: “It was just normal sex, we didn’t do anything crazy. It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out.”

Is this guy trying to make me feel bad?

“Oh look at me, I had sex for 25 minutes”… I hate you!