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Scarlett Johansson is a freak…
Author: Thesman // Category: Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson
And not in a good way.
Ryan Reynolds had his birthday on Tuesday, and his girlfriend (Scarlett Johansson) gave him the gift that every guy wants from his girlfriend (No, not a night of "anything goes" and no, not her fathers bank details, and no not a Ferrari)... her tooth. Ummm.... Romantic?
Scarlett reportedly had her wisdom tooth extracted, before dipping it in gold and presenting it to Reynolds.
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It's nice to see such love in the world. All those girls that buy their lovers watches, socks, back massages and "anything goes" coupons should be ashamed.
I'll bet Ryan Reynolds can't wait until his next birthday... He must be shivering in anticipation of the platinum coated toe.
PS: I'm serious about the socks though... For shame!


October 27th, 2007 at 3:59 am
Wtf?! He could just give her a bag of spit or something, keep the theme going. what a fecking fruitloop…If someone gave me one of their teeth, I’d either sign them in somewhere or else knock out another one give ‘em a pair to deal with. Seriously, wtf?!
October 27th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
I KNOW!
It’s like… get a life. No one wants to see your decayed tooth… even if it’s covered in gold.
Celebs are weird.
BTW Claire, I promise I’ll do that ABC meme… I just have 3 exams this week. Next week deffo.
October 27th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
Do you have to be wierd to become a celeb? Cos judging by your blog, there seems to be a pattern…
It’s cool, as long as you do it, I don’t want to be the only sitting in one spot for half an hour trying to think of word beginning with x