According to reports today, sex symbol and sometimes actress Scarlett Johansson has hooked up with Ryan Reynolds of Van Wilder fame (yeah, I know he did Blade 3… but this is a celebrity blog… not one that laughs at people’s life choices… but I guess celebrities aren’t people… so yes… he was in Blade 3)

Anyway sources say that Reynolds and Johansson spent the weekend together in New York and umm… yeah… they probably did it… and yeah…

And by “it”, I do mean “talked about their dreams, hopes and fears”, What did you think pervo?

Anyway… talk about an upgrade for Ryan Reynolds. From Alanis Morisette to Scarlett Johansson. It’s like getting Salma Hayek as your slutty Latino maid to replace a broom.

Yeah. High-Five!