31
Mar
Salman Rushdie’s fourth marraige is breaking up, shocker!
Author: tigger // Category: Miscellaneous
Slow news day...or maybe I have a psychological need to make fun of Salman Rushdie. He is not a celebrity, he just pisses me off, but I take pleasure in laughing at his misery, so here goes.
His fourth wife, Ladma Lakshmi, is leaving him, most likely because she became immune to the drugs and realised what a sad little midget she married. He has frequently been accused of marrying her for her looks, which he has denied, but my question is, what did she marry him for? If I was a cynical person, I'd say for money, but I really believe that he's a clever, sensitive human being and she married him for his charming personality and witty conversation. Oh man, I couldn't even write that witha straight face! Of course the whore married him for his money!