Salma

Is it just me, or is everyone in Hollywood getting knocked up? HAHA, you know what would be a fun twist, if she was expecting Tim Brady’s baby…because his sperm is certainly doing the rounds, so far he’s got two women pregnant at the same time.

Anyways, back to Salma. She’s 40 and is engaged to businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, English translation Frank-Henry Pinhead who’s 44. Aren’t these people a bit too old to be pregnant and impregnating? Nah, but in my psychology classes I learned that you only stop having sex when you’re 90…I think it might have something to do with being dead. Education rules, man!