Ryan

Do any of you know who Ryan O’Neal is? Isn’t he the guy who gave the voice for…ummm, wait, he’s that guy who played the uncle in…-that’s not right. Ok, so sue me, I don’t know who this guy is, but he was arrested for attacking his grown-up son with a gun at his Malibu home.

I don’t know what his son did, but that’s just good old discipline right there. I mean, when Mary misbehaved in “Little House on the Prairie”, I know for a fact that her dad pulled out his rifle and shot her in the knee-cap…or was it a fork in the eyes? Was that why Mary was blind? Anyways, I encourage all parents to discipline their kids with guns…you know why? Because the constitution says I have a right to bear arms…even though I’m not American, it applies to me, right? Awww, God bless America.