Ryan Rachel

Hey, do you know that Hollywood couple’s break up? I’m shocked! I thought they all got their happily ever after’s and lived in castles made of rainbows and drank Unicorn blood. Yeah, that gives you immortality, doesn’t anyone read Harry Potter?!?

Anyways, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams seemed to have parted ways (or so they say) after he attended a premiere with his mother…What’s wrong with taking his mother with him? He just cares about his mum, people! But a source (yeah, I know who that source is…my teddy bear Dude, stupid thing, he’s a compulsive liar, don’t believe him, everyone!) says that the couple are definately over.

Hmmm, you know, a few weeks ago, there was reports that the two were going to have a secret wedding…what better way to keep it secret than tell people that you’ve broken up? Yes, I know I’m right, elementary my dear Dude.