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kinda’… I mean… It could happen.

Paris Hilton, the “star” of “poke my eye out” reality shows like The Simple Life (Did anyone think, The life of Simpletons, would have been a more appropriate title?) and One night in Paris, was set to travel to Rwanda on a “humanitarian mission” (Read: to film another crap reality show). However the visit, is now delayed due to some technicalities by the people in charge of the trip,

This statement was issued to People Magazine,

“Due to the restructuring of the Playing for Good Foundation, the philanthropic trip to Rwanda that the foundation had previously planned with Paris Hilton has been postponed.”

“Paris has been a loyal and gracious supporter of Playing For Good but the foundation has to regrettably reschedule this trip. Playing for Good would like to thank Ms. Hilton for her generosity and her continued support of this initiative and is looking forward to rescheduling the trip with her at a later time.”

I’d guess E! probably couldn’t find ten camera men ready to go to such a dangerous location… I mean… hanging out with Paris Hilton must be terrifying.

I hear the camera men on The Simple Life all won medals for bravery… The one that made it, that is. Five are in a psychiatric care… One is in a mental home.

That’s what I heard.