POUNDS, DOLLARS, POUNDS, POUNDS, DOLLARS, POUNDS!!!
Author: tigger // Category: Miscellaneous
Ummmmm, I just want to tell you that David Beckham is moving to America! Ummmmm, yay? And if you’re wondering why I’m writing bout Becks in the celeb section, that’s because he’s more of a celeb than a footballer. You wanna know what’s the difference? Thierry Henry is a footballer! Cesc Fabregas is a footballer! Ronaldinho is a footballer, though his humanness may be questioned.
Moving on, Beckham is leaving Real Madrid at the end of the season to join MLS team Los Angeles Galaxy, and he’s getting paid a million dollars a week! Yeah, whatever, that’s nothing; you know how much I make? 10 Million A week! And my money is more colourful than his, because guess what? I get paid in monopoly money! No green dollars for me, no sir! Mine is all colours of the rainbow…like Froot Loops, Baby! And you know what Becks has to say about all this?
“I look forward to the new challenge of growing the world’s most popular game in a country that is as passionate about its sport as my own.â€
Put a sock in it, you poncy wanker! Just admit; you’re a greedy man-whore! Say it! Say it! Who’s your daddy?!?
