With a Spice Girls reunion coming up, Simon Fuller has given the members of the group a list of do’s and don’ts.

It reads as follows,

1. Do not talk about money that you will potentially earn from the reunion.
2. Talk about memories of the Spice Girls with affection and pride.
3. Do not get into spats between yourselves over plans and decisions – is it worth it?
4. Respect each other’s personal lives and commitments.
5. Respect each other’s views.
6. Raise any queries with Nicki (Chapman) and myself at the scheduled meeting.
7. Do not confirm or deny any rumours until everything is in place.
8. Do not worry about schedules and time — this will all be arranged with everyone in mind.
9. Do not become pregnant –please.

How did the Spice Girls get famous? No One I know, ever even listened to their songs. But that may be because I’m a hermit that lives with my Teddy Bear and Playboy Magazine. But I doubt it.

I think they just sucked.