I'll give you a couple of seconds to recover from the shock. I mean a dyke and a homosexual biker not being able to make their marriage work? What hope for the rest of us?
Pink was reportedly overheard discussing the state of her marriage with friends at a restaurant.
A source tells Us Weekly,
"Pink was out with a table full of friends and telling them that her and Carey just wasn't working anymore. "She told them, 'We're just not getting along anymore. We each need our space. We need our distance. It's not like it was when we first started.' "I don't think of myself as a "marriage expert", but I know the perfect way to fix this marriage... (Drumbeats) A strap on! Tada!