The sad low-life that is Pete Doherty was once again found doing drugs. A friend took a video of Pete snorting what looked like cocaine and horse tranquilliser. Wow, did anyone know that Pete Doherty took drugs? I'm sure I didn't. I mean, just look at him, he looks like an angel...an angel with wings and a halo...and he's covered in white powder. No, the white powder is not crack...it's fairy dust. Pete's night job is being Tinkerbell, and he goes around stealing little boys and taking them to Neverland...I know what you're thinking, that's Michael Jackson's job, but only during the day, Pete the angel takes over at night.
You know what? The other night, I found Pete the Angel in an alley, he looked so beautiful, covered in rubbish and piss. It was the pee of angels, how blessed our Pete is.
