Paris and Dog

Animal Rights activists are up in arms because Paris Hilton bought another chihuahua. The problem isn’t really that she bought the dog, the problem is that she treats dogs like an accessory…totally not cool.

But it’s not like they can do anything about it; Paris, Britney Spears (who’s probably trying to fill the hole in her heart) and Fred Durst (that ugly guy from Limp Bizkit) have all recently bought dogs from the Bel Air pet-store.

But maybe Paris has changed, since she’s committed herself to saving the world. The socialite even promised to stop using her SUV and switch to a Ford, which is alot more environmentally friendly. Ford were so excited by this announcement that they peed on themselves and then gave Paris a free Ford Hybrid. Idiots…why didn’t they make her pay for it?! It’s not like she didn’t have the money. Is that any way to run a business?