So says Hayden Penettiere.
I guess all of us got her wrong.
Penettiere (It's her birthday today, y'know) was speaking about how she'll stay grounded because she has to do chores. When the topic of Hilton came up, she said,
"I've known Paris since I was 13. We did a film together before I was famous," she said. "At 15, I did party with her, but I was just doing what every teenage girl does. "Paris is a very nice person and a lot brighter than people give her credit for - she's a marketing genius, but no one sees her like that because she plays this character all the time. "She just laughs at silly people who judge her and goes, 'OK, think whatever you like about me, but I'm the one having fun'."I don't get it... Is Paris Hilton really smart? Have we all been fooled? Or is she just the by-product of the worlds obsession with celebrities and whores? Is Paris Hilton really just an evil genius... hell bent on Hollywood domination? ... dun dun dun dun! (That was the scary music they play at the end of horror movies, in case you don't get it) (By the way... No, Paris Hilton is still stupid. Why do I say that, you ask? Because it makes me feel secure that the world is still normal... because if Paris Hilton turned out to actually be smart... than I'd be forced to change all my preconcieved notions and religious agenda's... and that would mean I'd have to stop throwing stuff at all those Jehova's witness guys... No... No... Paris Hilton is still stupid... She has the IQ of a rock man... a stupid rock...)